My Name Is Earl
This list is a work in progress as the series continues. Doubles or changing numbers are mistakes of the show's producers/prop department.
1: Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market
2: Took money from car coin holder
3: Copped a feel off old (Miss Jones?) but I think she liked...
4: Blew Dad’s chance to be elected Mayor
5: Picked my nose in public
6: Took Borrowed money from tip jar
7: I stole money from cars a lot
8: I did my best friend's girl A LOT
9: Cheated alot on my school tests
10: Experimented with (Baking soda?)
11: Took beer glass from cafe for ... as a present for Joy
12: Made a lady think I was god
18: Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lang's birthday party
23: Peed in the back of a cop car
26: Robbed a stoner blind
27: Made fun of people with accents
28: Stole those pine tree air freshers
29: Harassed a reporter
30 Stole a motorcycle
33: Been a lazy lover
37: Stole laptop
40: Broke Dodge and Earl Jr.'s clubhouse
41: Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick or treat
42: Cut holes in all of Dad's shirts to show his nipples
43: Racked a rich guy
44: Picked on a French kid
49: I've been wasteful
50: Kicked Tom out of band
51: Slept with Ralph's mom
53: Put used gum under almost every table I've ever sat at
56: Stole liquor from liquor store
56: Larceny of a kitty cat
57: Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on the golf course because she thought he was cute
57: Gave Randy a "swirlie" when he was five
58: Fixed a high school football game
59: Everything I did to Dad
60: Pulled fire alarm
61: Stole Mom's car (but I gave it back)
62: Faked death to break up with a girl
62: Siphoned gas
63: Wasted electricity
64: Spray painted the bridge
64: Picked on Kenny James
65: Cost Dad the election
66: Let mice out at school play
67: Stole beer from a golfer
67: Ran over Crackers
68: Blew up mailboxes
69: Cheated on high school tests Alot
71: Took magazine from neighbor's porch
72: Cheated on girlfriend and lied about it
73: Accidentally started a forest fire
73: Always took a penny, never left a penny
74: Always ruined Joy’s Christmas
75: Took wine from church
76: Stole Borrowed Mom's car
77: Shoved an old lady out of the ...
78: Got drunk on Easter
79: Killed cat trying to see if it ...
80: Parked in handicap ...
82: Borrowed silverware from Crab Shack
83: Blew up mailboxes
84. Faked death to break up with a girl
85: Took clothes from ... laundramat
86: Stole a car from a one-legged girl
87: ... paid ...
87: I broke into houses
88: Told Randy he would (land?) if he jumped
88: Left cigarette ...
89: Broke into a house, had a party and didn't clean up
91: Made fun of Maggie Lester for having a moustache
98: Told Dodge & Earl Jr. we would have a father/son day at Mystery Fun Land and didn't take them
102: Harmed and possibly killed innocent people by second-hand smoke
107: Put bleach in ... laundry detergent
108: Lost Dad's Mustang
109: Fixed wiring so neighbors (nosy ones) didn't have power for a week
111: Accidentally broke Tom's Toe
111: Ruined Joy's chili
112: Let Donny Jones serve jail time for a crime I committed
116: Parked in a handicapped spot
117: Killed cat trying to see if it would land on its feet
119: Ruined Joy's chance to get into art school
126: Helped myself to the tip jar at Crab Shack
127: Stole a badge from a police officer
136: I've been a litterbug
139: Stole beer from a golfer
140: Took ... pickup ... (is this the birdbath?)
140: Forgot ... pick up ... school
142: Had egg fight down a main street
143: Farted in Joy's Face
144: Pulled whiskers from Randy's chin
145: Dumped Jessie to marry Joy
146: Puked in drum set
147: Had egg fight down a main street
147: Shot Gwen Waters in the ass with a BB
147: Forgot to pick up kids at school
148: Accidentally neutered Joy's breeding dog
149: Screwed up Joy's baby pants
150: Fix Randy
151: Beat up Joy's nitpicking Internet friend
152: Told Joy Bruce Willis was a ghost
153: Broke Joy's fancy figurine
154: Gave Joy a tape worm
154: Put sugar in Ray's gas tank
155: Sold Joy's hair
156: Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on the golf course
157: Gave Joy 236 bladder infections
157: Aimed and set off bottle rockets at Randy when he was on a date
158: Made Randy steal electronics and got caught
159: Stole P's HD Cart
160: Set off bottle rockest at Randy with ...
164: Burned down a barn at the Right Choice Ranch
171: Went to Sex Anonymous support group to pick up girls
183: Never took Joy's side
188: Slept with Linda who was married
202: Stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station
203: Stole various snacks and drinks from a local quick stop
205: Gave Joy's car a dent, said it was a hit and run
206: Refused to dance with Too-Tall Maggie at the eighth grade dance
207: I've been wasteful
239: Made a kid scared of the boogeyman
241: Made Derek Stone late for work
258: Took Donny away from his mother for for 2 years
259: Took Randy's one touchdown
260: Neglected Randy
261: Ruined Joy's wedding
262: Slept with Crab Man's fiancée
263: Broke bus stop while looking for Poncho the blue fish
264: Punched college student
265: Punch Tom in gut
265: Didn't pay taxes
266: Never gave Mom a good Mother's Day
267: Lost my own car because I'm an idiot
269: Got Catalina deported
270: Kept a guy locked in a truck
273: Kept myself from being an adult
a: Finish high school
b: Get a real job
c: Move out of the motel
Numberless Entries:
Took donuts from bank where I'm not a customer
Stole birdbath from the back of a pickup in the parking lot of some building
Slept with Sherry who was married
Told a little girl it was her fault Christmas was cancelled.
Let a homeless guy serve time for a crime I commited
Broke a window
Renamed a playground game "Smear the Kenny"
Kidnapped a camera man
Made a homeless mans face blue
Got Darnell stoned
Made fun of pregnant Joy
Nearly got my parents divorced
Played pranks on Randy
Robbed a deaf woman while she slept
Ruined Dad's vacation
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