da geklaut.

switch your musicsoftware in "shuffle" mode and hit play. every new songtitle is the answer to the next question.


Wie sieht mich der Rest der Welt?
Cake - sad songs and waltzes

also ist meine melancholie so offensichtlich? ein freund hat mir letztens erklaert das melancholie keine stimmung sondern ein talent ist!

Wird mein Leben glücklich werden?
Metallica - purify

scheinbar auf jeden fall schnoerkellos und das passt eigentlich recht gut.

Was denken andere Leute wirklich von mir?
Vice Sqad - teenage rampage

manche muessen eben spaeter nachholen was sie vorher verpasst haben.

Habe ich heimliche Verehrer/inen?
Joan Osborne - crazy baby

scheinbar verrueckte, aber ein bisschen irr brauch ich eh.

Wie kann ich mich selbst glücklich machen?
NoFX - freedom like a shoppingcart

oder nach Joseph Hader: "so unabhaengig wie Sau am Eis"

Was soll ich mit meinem Leben so anstellen?
Cash, Johnny - on the evening train

time to hit the bends

Werde ich jemals Kinder haben?
Feist - tout doucement

also 2

Was wäre ein guter Rat für die Zukunft für mich?
Rancid - lock, step & gone

das schloss, die stufe & weg isser. ich sollt mich scheinbar absetzten.

Welcher Song passt meiner Meinung nach momentan zu meiner Situation?
NoFX - scavenger type

da saugt scheinbar wer energie.

Welcher Song passt der Meinung Anderer nach momentan zu meiner Situation?
3 Doors Down - kryptonite

Den Eindruck mach ich immer auf Menschen die mich nicht kennen!

Welcher Song wird bei meiner Beerdigung gespielt?
Beastie Boys - remote control

heisst das ich hab gesteuert oder ich wurde gesteuert?

Auf welche Art von Frauen/Männern stehe ich?
Falco - ganz wien

Das is ja wohl eindeutig.

Warum existiere ich?
Amos, Tori - China

also von meiner vorliebe fuer Asien weiss ich ja aber das das auch grund fuer meine existenz ist? vielleicht sollt ich ja dort hin!

Woran werden sich die Leute nach meinem Tod erinnern?
Beatsteaks - 2 o'clock

wahrscheinlich an die weisheiten die nach ein paar Bier um diese Uhrzeit von mir gebe.

Was bringt mir das Jahr noch?
Madball - hold it down

na gut, dann werd ich den ball mal eher flach halten. is beim billard aber nicht sonderlich schwer.

H: bad mood?
M: yep
H: again?
M: yes
H: what up?
M: I don't know. I wonder why its back and why with this force.
H: you wonder? Arshole!
M: hey, whats the problem?
H: you're bullshitin' me all the time.
M: what are you talkin' 'bout?
H: hey, you caused a major depression in your mother only months after she gave birth to you!
and thats not all! Even before you come to this world, got a separated organism, the fact of your procreation was the reason for a 17 year total fubar marriage.
M: thats not true!
H: you know it is true.
M: yeah. But i can't change that.
H: so? Fucker. Did you think you changed? Your personality, you destiny?
M: there is no such thing!
H: fuck you.
M: get lost.
H: he, pretendin' to be strong?
M: fuck you. i had a good day yesterday.
H: you did?
M: Yes i did.
H: cause you did the only thing that legitimates your existence.
M: and that is?
H: you did something for somebody else. Realize it: your a scumbag. The most useless piece of shit. People like you have to pay for being noticed. your breath is wasted air and your body is bioligical waste.
M: stop that!
H: fuck you. look at you you are the illustration of an repulsive, crippled creep. And you know that. Cause you can see it each day every day.
M: the heck, its just a body.
H: but its your body an thats the first thing people get aware of when meeting you.
M: so what am i about to do?
H: get lost fucker. And stop thinking youre worth a second thought not even a crum of bread.
M: stop that, how can you say a thing like that?
H: the fuck, its not me who thinks things like that.

H: bad mood?
M: yep
H: again?
M: yes
H: what up?
M: I don't know. I wonder why its back and why with this force.
H: you wonder? Arshole!
M: hey, whats the problem?
H: you're bullshitin' me all the time.
M: what are you talkin' 'bout?
H: hey, you caused a major depression in your mother only months after she gave birth to you!
and thats not all! Even before you come to this world, got a separated organism, the fact of your procreation was the reason for a 17 year total fubar marriage.
M: thats not true!
H: you know it is true.
M: yeah. But i can't change that.
H: so? Fucker. Did you think you changed? Your personality, you destiny?
M: there is no such thing!
H: fuck you.
M: get lost.
H: he, pretendin' to be strong?
M: fuck you. i had a good day yesterday.
H: you did?
M: Yes i did.
H: cause you did the only thing that legitimates your existence.
M: and that is?
H: you did something for somebody else. Realize it: your a scumbag. The most useless piece of shit. People like you have to pay for being noticed. your breath is wasted air and your body is bioligical waste.
M: stop that!
H: fuck you. look at you you are the illustration of an repulsive, crippled creep. And you know that. Cause you can see it each day every day.
M: the heck, its just a body.
H: but its your body an thats the first thing people get aware of when meeting you.
M: so what am i about to do?
H: get lost fucker. And stop thinking youre worth a second thought not even a crum of bread.
M: stop that, how can you say a thing like that?
H: the fuck, its not me who thinks things like that.

was fuer ein Tag. Ich habs grad geschafft eine Suppe zu verbrennen und wegen Sound of Musik zu heulen. Mit einem gefestigten, intelligenten im Lebenstehenden jungen mann hat das ja wohl gar nix zu tun.